May 17th / 17,696 notes †let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
May 17th / 36,565 notes †I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
May 17th / 40,577 notes †boy tummies (◡‿◡✿)
boy butts (◕‿◕✿)
boy legs ◕ ◡ ◕
boy lips (ノ゜ω゜)ノ
boy hair (▰˘◡˘▰)
boy chests ∩(︶▽︶)∩
boy arms (◠‿◠✿)
boy everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
May 17th / 6,534 notes †following every tropical blog that messages me a ❁ but you could click the +
May 17th / 36,090 notes †“…and that’s my presentation.”
May 17th / 14,880 notes †Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
May 17th / 493 notes †sext: he’ll yeah
May 17th / 55,742 notes †one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
